Transportation

In order to get to Flatland we must make you into a 2 dimensional shape. Since we don't want any of our valued customers to have a bad time, all of you will be made into pentagons, even the women, so that you can all be treated as respected persons. We will do this with our Transmogrifying Machine. This process will take aproximatley half an hour. Afterwards, our Teleporter will send you straight to your hotel of choice in Flatland.

Once you arrive in Flatland, you will be able to purchase a public transportation pass. Most of the traveling is done by walking, but if you were traveling a far distance (particularly north-bound), public transportation may be helpful. A one week pass is $40 per person.